Liberty Political Systems Announces the Advanced PAULBOT 2012!

Liberty Political Systems of America has announced it’s latest amazing piece of engineering. The Paulbot 2012.

The “Paulbot” has an advanced operating system that replaces the old “Garbage In / Garbage Out” (GIGO) problem of information processing with an advanced “Knowledge In / Liberty Out” (KILO) software system. It is a much more advanced system as the ‘Bot is specifically programmed to question and analyze all data fed into it rather than to just accept that data which leads to incorrect answer formulation. The ‘Bot also seeks to maximize its operating environment with special Anti-Tyranny, Anti-Central Planning and Advanced Freedom sub-routines.

The Paulbot can have trouble interfacing with other company’s products because the Paulbot has Advanced Foreign Policy Subroutines that require a very large database. This can cause buffer overflow and seg-fault in most other company’s ‘bots. Those ‘bots can generally only database events back to 2001 or sometimes 1979 whereas the Paulbot has massive capacity allowing its special Middle East database tables to be indexed back to at least 1953 and in many cases the 1920s or earlier.

The Paulbot is economic too. Advanced cost reduction processes allow LPS to provide the Paulbot at a lower cost than any of the other, less advanced, political ‘bots.

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